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(no subject) [May. 11th, 2007|11:11 pm]

rabidgod
Noelle's Mum: Noelle, turn to channel 20! There's going to be an exorcism.
Noelle: That's... a little weird. What?
NM: It's about atheism and God and there's going to be an exorcism!
N: I'm watching a movie... [:/]
NM: Oh, come on!
N: Shit, I can find that on the Internet. I can find and watch surgeries on the Internet. I can watch abortions!
NM: ... [horrifed, gasps]
N: [laughs] Well, I can.
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(no subject) [Apr. 30th, 2007|11:15 pm]

dr_christine
dennis: what're you making, hash brownies?
bobbi jo: [laughs]
dennis: do you know where to get hash brownies?
bobbi jo: at mcdonalds!
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(no subject) [Apr. 30th, 2007|11:01 pm]

dr_christine
Kalli: I want to be a hooker for Halloween!
Bobbi Jo: Kalli, you're only four!
Kalli: YEAH I am!
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(no subject) [Apr. 29th, 2007|10:18 pm]

dr_christine
noelle: DON'T YOU HATE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON AND FIND STINKY THINGS?
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2007|05:00 pm]

rabidgod
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noelle: i think i want mr blackie to win
julia: hahahaha
noelle: there are rumors that he has a large penis--this is why i want him to win
noelle: i need a president with a large COCK
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(no subject) [Apr. 16th, 2007|01:22 am]

dr_christine
christine: i kind of believe in one true love. or at least, you know, at a time.

christine: his face is like a carwreck. it's terrible, but i just keep looking.

christine: i'd so let him stick it in me.
mom: he just died!
christine: that's never stopped me before.
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(no subject) [Mar. 11th, 2007|10:43 am]

rabidgod
sars (10:38:53 AM): old people have friends, too.
noelle (10:38:51 AM): no they don't :/
noelle (10:42:21 AM): old people are elderly for a reason
noelle (10:42:27 AM): because no one wants them
sars (10:42:43 AM): no...ut's called nature.
noelle (10:42:46 AM): no... it's called aging because no one wants you
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(no subject) [Mar. 10th, 2007|01:31 am]

dr_christine
Alex: I had penis last weekend in honor of you.

Christine: I wish he was gay. I get less jealous when they're gay because it's like, "I CAN BE ATTRACTED TO HIS BOYFRIEND, TOO!"
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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2007|12:49 pm]

rabidgod
Noelle: Did you call Aunt... Poop?
Mother of Noelle: Stop saying that about Anna Nicole!
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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2007|12:48 pm]

rabidgod
An angry, pissed off Noelle: Do you have any foreign film whatsoever?
Highly unintelligent Best Buy employee: Um. Well. We have some Spanish television. And. We have Cars in Spanish.
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